So today I fancied a rant. A rant about my home, the UK, where I have always lived. Specifically I live in England, some of these can be applied to just certain parts of the UK and some can be applied to the whole of the UK. Now let us begin....
The Weather- I'm sorry what the hell?! Average day in the UK= morning, horizontal rain straight into your face and ruining your hair for school, during school, beautiful sunshine dry all day not a hint of rain, home time and it's turned into bloody Antarctica. We basically have 4 seasons in 1 day. Also if you live elsewhere you can probably plan your outfit judging on the weather,here you have to pack a coat, gloves, scarf, umbrella and sunglasses just in case of any unexpected weather turns. We also have that horrible drizzle which is like pathetic rain but gets you absoloutley soaking. I hate that.
Chavs- This can probably be applied to the whole of the UK. Where I live, I'll be honest isn't the nicest area and has its well... misfits. These 'chavs' can typically be found wearing tracksuits, Nike airs and usuall have a cigarette hanging out their mouths. But it isn't the appearance that I hate, I can live with that. It's the behavior of these chavs. They feel the need to stare at anyone who does not wear a tracksuit and judge them, call out at people and call them awful things if they so dare look at them in such a way. I'm sorry I looked at you, but it's rather hard to ignore you when your shouting abuse at people.
Londoners- Now don't get me wrong I think London is a stunning and magnificent place but some, not all of the people in London (typically upper class to be brutally honest) are very inconsiderate to you. For example you HAVE to apologise to them if they bump into you and then judge as if your some kind of strange being from a different world. Also they're very well up-their-own-arse as some would say. I think some thnk that because they live/work in London that makes them superior to everyone who perhaps doesn't. Let me you this... it doesn't it just makes you a massive arse. Most Londoners are probably lovely people, it's just my experiences with being in London myself.
Stereotypes- Now you guys that think English people talk like the Queen... Oh how you wrong you are. The people who speak like that are most likely educated in private schools and grow up around a wealthy family, and if you haven't guessed that's not many people compared to the whole of England. Now my family are Scottish and not once have I heard them say 'hoch i'. Again very few speak like that still. I hate to burst the bubble but Northern Ireland is home to leprechauns,although I wish it was. And Wales, well they don't all speak this strange language called native WELSH and most can speak English. So world stop judging us! We sound extremely boring compared to what is centred in your mind.
Well that was fun. If I haven't put anyone reading of the UK then feel free to come on holiday here if you want to wander around old castles in the rain.Enjoy!
God I'm miserable... Peace love and pixie dust
No comments:
Post a Comment