So today got me thinking about all of the things I do as a human being (which I am strangely enough) that are weird or in some cases make me a bad person and well... I came up with quite a few. So without dillydallying I will tell you what makes me a awful human being.
1. Firstly I am seriously messy, no I'm not even joking. I can't keep my room clean for more than about 3 days and I am generally a messy person, this may show creativeness to some but for me it just shows how unorganised and dirty I am. HOWEVER I know where everything is in my room when it messy and to be honest I'm just so lazy I can't be bothered to keep it clean.
2. Talking of laziness meet the laziest girl in history, if there is an easier way of doing things then I will take the easy route and I give up way too easily. I bat things of and think 'I'll do it later' which leads to cramming at the last minute or panicking the day before something is due. Good thinking Jennifer you dumbass.
3. I am probably the most unsympathetic people in the world, if someone gets hurt my first reaction is to laugh. Oh my god I sound like such a horrible person. My brother however is probably the most loveable and sympathetic person I know which is weird considering he is my little brother. I hate it when people get upset cause I cannot comfort them at all, so if you're upset please don't come to me I'm not gonna be able to help you very much. Sorry!!!
4. Lastly I am painfully awkward around many of the male species and to be honest awkward around anyone who is 'popular' I swear I get all jibbery and sweaty (now there's an image for you) the only I can kind of demonstrate my behavior is trough gifs I'm sorry.
So there you go just few of the reasons why I am an awful human being, it is a miracle I have any friends. Hope somebody reading this can connect with some of the things I've talked about and understands what I'm talking about.
Lots of love
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